Sarcastic Holiday Hand Towel
White base / 28" × 16"
$18.99
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$18.99
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A cheeky, vintage-style hand towel that brings sass to the kitchen. Soft to the touch and printed with a retro illustration of a smiling cook holding a spoon and a glass, the design reads: “Sure — I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes.” The muted, high-contrast print gives it a worn-in, nostalgic feel while the fabric blend keeps it lightweight and quick-drying. It hangs easily on a hook or over an oven handle and adds personality to chaotic holiday kitchens, late-night dinner prep, or everyday cooking when you need a laugh. This towel is made to be used — it absorbs spills, dries fast, and keeps looking vibrant thanks to modern printing techniques on one side.
Product features
- 52% polyester / 48% cotton blend for durability and quick drying
- Super soft, lightweight feel
- Vibrant, high-contrast one-side print using modern techniques
- Absorbent material for everyday kitchen spills
- One size: 28" × 16" (71.1 cm × 40.6 cm)
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Sarcastic Holiday Hand Towel
$18.99
Sale price
$18.99
Regular price
Product features
- 52% polyester / 48% cotton blend for durability and quick drying
- Super soft, lightweight feel
- Vibrant, high-contrast one-side print using modern techniques
- Absorbent material for everyday kitchen spills
- One size: 28" × 16" (71.1 cm × 40.6 cm)
Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean